
Hydration. With boundaries.
Wednesday Afternoon: Lotion with a smirk.
Smells Like Wednesday Afternoon
For When It’s Only 2.17pm
Soft skin, sharp mood.
A lotion that hydrates while you plot your next move.
Stripe checkout coming shortly. Obviously.
On Skin
Light. Fast-absorbing.
No grease. No shine.
Leaves skin smooth and quietly put together.
Office appropriate. Emotionally steady.
Appropriate For
You don't need a spa day. You need composure. This lightweight lotion hydrates without fuss and leaves a clean, dry scent that says you're functioning perfectly well, thank you. Even if you're mentally drafting your resignation email.
The Vessel
100g Aluminium Bottle
Store cool and dry.
Use daily or whenever diplomacy fails and you need softer skin.
The Protocol
Application, Not Advice
Apply to clean skin.
Roll your shoulders back.
Continue.
Smells Like…
Opens like a comment you shouldn’t have said out loud. Dries down like you meant every word.
Sharp grapefruit. Bitter orange. Black pepper. Dry vetiver. Soft leather. A deliberate hint of smoke. Bright. Crisp. Under control. A skin-hug of "don't underestimate me".
“I’ve clocked the nonsense and chosen peace… but don’t push it.”
The Middle Finger
These scents don’t soften you. They sharpen you. Built for the woman who doesn’t need to announce her sovereignty — because the room feels it the moment she walks in. Consider them statements, not accessories. Wear accordingly.
The Specifics
The Particulars
Grapefruit, Bitter Orange, Clary Sage, Cypress, Black Pepper, Veramoss, Vetiver, Cade
The Small Print
For external use only.
Keep away from children ands pets.
Patch test first. If irritation occurs, stop using and blame the mercury retrograde, not us.



