Face Cream - For When You’ve Lived Too Hard and Slept Too Little
For mornings you wake up with more stories than sleep
Bad Decisions & Regret
You Knew Better. You Did It Anyway
You knew.
You did it anyway.
At least let your skin look composed.
Stripe payment coming. Mischief already here.
On Skin
Lightweight but comforting.
Absorbs quickly.
Leaves skin soft, smooth and quietly put-together.
No grease.
No drama.
No sticky aftermath.
For
For When Last Night Shows Up On Your Face
This is not a “pure radiance elixir.”
It’s for the mornings when you catch your reflection and think,
…oh, f**k.
It hydrates.
It softens.
It restores.
It makes you look like you made sensible choices.
Even if you absolutely did not.
The Vessel
50g | Black Glass Jar with attitude. Possibly judging you. Possibly right.
The Protocol
Let’s Not Pretend This Was Innocent
Cleanse.
Apply.
Take a breath.
Look in the mirror.
You’re still magnificent.
Carry on.
The Evidence You Can Smell
Warm cherry.
Soft smoke.
A flicker of whiskey.
Honeyed skin.
Close. Intimate. Magnetic.
Born of Consequence, Bottled with Intent
Crafted in small, unapologetic batches in Yorkshire by a woman who knows better — and sometimes still doesn’t give a f***.
This is not your Sunday self-care.
It’s aftermath anointing.
A little bit ritual. A little bit reckoning.
For skin that’s walked through fire and dares to smoulder anyway.
The Particulars
What’s In It
Ingredients: Aqua, Camellia oleifera, Simmondsia chinensis, Butyrospermum parkii, Mangifera indica, Behentrimonium methosulphate (and) Cetearyl alcohol, Parfum (Smells like a bad idea), Glycerin, Dehydroacetic acid & Benzyl alcohol, Sodium ascorbyl phosphate, Niacinamide, Hydrolyzed silk, Sodium hyaluronate, Tocopherol
The Small Print
Yeah, yeah — spot test before you slather. We’re bold, not reckless. If you’re allergic to anything in this jar, don’t use it. Don’t eat it. Don’t put it in your eyes. If irritation occurs, pause the chaos and consult someone with a clipboard.
Not responsible for any spontaneous compliments, improved selfies, or reckless confidence.
You’re not broken.
You’re rebuilding.
This cream doesn’t erase what happened — but it refuses to let it shape your face.
Hydrate. Laugh. Rise.
Yesterday has no authority here.
Because…
Rules don’t apply here. But taste? Taste matters. Go on — see what else is calling.
